HOW 2 TRAP A LION
NEWTONS METHOD.
Let lion catch you.Every action there is equal and opposite raection ;)
EINSTEIN'S METHOD.
Run in the direction opposite to that of lion.Due to high relative velocity the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.Then catch it ;)
SCHRODINGERS EQUATION.
At any given moment there is positive permeability that lion should be in cage.So set the trap .Sit down and wait patiently ;)
INVERSE TRANSFORMATION METHOD.
Place the spherical cage in forest and enter in it .Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out ;)
THERMODYNAMICS LAW.
Construct a semipermeable membrane allow all to pass except lion and sweep entire forest with it .Lion is left out ;)
INTEGRATION DIFFERENTIATION METHOD.
Integrate forest over entire area.Lion is somewhere in result.Differentiate the result partially with respect to lion to trace out lion ;)
BOHRS THEORY.
Find a lioness.Lion would rotate arond her in circular paths and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his neucleus ;)
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