Friday, December 29, 2006

Have you ever tried to catch a lion??ha ha..few steps to follow and lion in ur trap:)



HOW 2 TRAP A LION




NEWTONS METHOD.


Let lion catch you.Every action there is equal and opposite raection ;)


EINSTEIN'S METHOD.


Run in the direction opposite to that of lion.Due to high relative velocity the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.Then catch it ;)


SCHRODINGERS EQUATION.


At any given moment there is positive permeability that lion should be in cage.So set the trap .Sit down and wait patiently ;)


INVERSE TRANSFORMATION METHOD.


Place the spherical cage in forest and enter in it .Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out ;)


THERMODYNAMICS LAW.


Construct a semipermeable membrane allow all to pass except lion and sweep entire forest with it .Lion is left out ;)


INTEGRATION DIFFERENTIATION METHOD.


Integrate forest over entire area.Lion is somewhere in result.Differentiate the result partially with respect to lion to trace out lion ;)


BOHRS THEORY.


Find a lioness.Lion would rotate arond her in circular paths and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his neucleus ;)

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