Thursday, December 28, 2006

COMPUTER MANIA


Husband : "Good evening dear,m now logged in"
Wife : Have you brought grocery?
Husband : Bad command or file name
Wife:What about my new tv?
Husband:Variable not found
Wife:Atleast gimme ur credit card.I wana do some shopping
Husband:Sharing violation.Access denied
Wife:Do you love me o only computer o just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters
Wife:It was great mistake I married an idiot like you
Husband:Data type mismatch
Wife:Useless nut
Husband:By default
Wife:What about your salary?
Husband:File in use,try after somtime
Wife:Who was in the car this morning?
Husband:System unstable.Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot
Wife:Are u gona drink some wine?
Husband:File system is full
Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband:An unknown virus :)

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