Simply all you wish

GLOBAL WARMING !

2009-01-10T07:48:00.003+05:30

A VERY SPECIAL MEAL !

2008-09-10T20:22:00.003+05:30

Once there was a very poor and devoted woman who always prayed to the Glory of God, asking very little, if anything for herself. But one thought, one desire continued to recur and finally she asked: petitioning the Lord, that if it were possible she would love to prepare a special meal and have God share at her table. And God, in His Love for this goodly woman, said He would indeed come the next day and share a meal.

Filled with ecstasy, the woman went out the following morning with her meager purse and purchased such delicacies that she felt would please the Lord.Returning home, she prepared a banquet and waited patiently for her most honored guest. Soon there was a knock on the door, and when she opened it, there stood an old beggar asking for something to eat. Being a woman of God, she could not turn the beggar away, so she invited him in to partake of her table. The beggar felt as if he was in a dream - such a feast set before him. He finished all the food, thanked his hostess and left.The woman was only slightly disheartened, she gathered up her purse, her coat, and hurried back to town to get more food for her special guest. Her funds were less now and so the food was not quite so elaborate. Nonetheless, she lovingly prepared another meal and sat to await the arrival of the Almighty.A few hours went by and there was a loud knock on the door.

This time it was an old gypsy woman with no teeth, who was deaf, who spoke quite loudly and was, rather rudely, insisting that any true believer in the Lord would not deny her something to eat.Though the woman had no more money with which to buy more supplies, she invited the woman in and offered her a seat at the table. The gypsy ate everything, did not even thank the woman and left without closing the door.By now it was beginning to get dark both inside and out. The woman's faith was strong, so that, though somewhat distraught, she did not give up, but rather, looked around her humble house to see if there was anything she could sell in order to buy more food to set before the Lord.She hurried to town with a little silver cup that had been in her family for several generations, but she was willing to part with it for the great honor that God was going to bestow on her - the sharing of a meal.

Late in the night she rushed home to prepare yet a third meal. She waited and waited until, once more, there was a knock on the door. Holding her breath, she slowly opened the door to find yet another poor man in the guise of a wandering monk, in search of a meal.Again, she offered hospitality, with as much grace as she could muster in her disappointment. This man also ate all that was set on the table and left after blessing the woman for her kindness. So discouraged and dismayed was she that all she could do was nod slightly, in acknowledgment of the thanks.Now it was too late, with no way to buy any more food and no more money with which to buy it.

She got down on her knees, weeping such heart-broken tears. She asked God what she had done wrong. Why had God not come to share at the table as He had promised?And God, in all His Divine Compassion and Mercy, lifted the woman off her knees, and holding her close to His Heart, said, "My child, I enjoyed your hospitality so much that I came three times!"

Note: Content taken from writings of Mirabai Chrin

IMPORTANT TO KNOW IMPORTANCE !!

2008-08-19T23:18:00.001+05:30

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child say his father.... with painful eyes he asked "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written "LOVE YOU DAD".

LAUGH LOUD !!

2008-08-19T13:51:00.002+05:30

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries..

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

You don't stop laughing because you
grow old--You grow old because you
stop laughing !!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2008-08-07T01:20:00.001+05:30

KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.

PLATO
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2008, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations
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Azharuddin
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....

George Fernandes
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!

Mulayam
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned.

ARJUN SINGH
Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

Abdul Kalam
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ....

Advani
I see Pakistani hand in this ...

Vatal Nagaraj
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.

Bal Thackarey
Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.

Jayalalithaa
From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi.
He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.

Amitabh Bachhan
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure...

Venkaiah Naidu
'We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue'

H.S.Surjeet
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..

Maneka Gandhi
Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...

TO BE OR NOT TO BE - SHAKESPEARS HAMLET

2008-07-25T10:47:00.002+05:30

Is it better to live or to die?

Origin

To be or not to be is probably the best-known line from all drama or literature. Certainly, if anyone is asked to quote a line of Shakespeare this is the one that first comes to mind for most people. It is, of course, from Shakespeare's play Hamlet, 1603 (Shakespeare's actual title is - The tragedie of Hamlet, prince of Denmarke):
HAMLET:To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

What Hamlet is musing on is the comparison between the pain of life, which he sees as inevitable (the sea of troubles - the slings and arrows - the heart-ache - the thousand natural shocks) and the fear of the uncertainty of death and of possible damnation of suicide.
Hamlet's dilemma is that although he is dissatisfied with life and lists its many torments, he is unsure what death may bring (the dread of something after death). He can't be sure what death has in store; it may be sleep but in perchance to dream he is speculating that it is perhaps an experience worse than life. Death is called the undiscover'd country from which no traveller returns.

In saying that Hamlet is acknowledging that, not only does each living person discover death for themselves, as no one can return from it to describe it, but also that suicide os a one-way ticket. If you get the judgment call wrong, there's no way back.

wah ! wah!!

2008-06-05T18:23:00.002+05:30

YAD AAYI JAB AAPKI,
DIL NE MEHSUS KI KAMI APKI,
YE AARZU NAHI KI
APKO SATAYE HUM,
BUS ITNA CHAHTE HE
APKO BHI YAD AAYE HUM!

ISHQ PANE KI TAMMANNA ME,
KABHI KABHI ZINDAGI KHILONA BAN JATI HE,
JISE DILME BASANA CHAHTEY HE,
WO SURAT YAD BANKAR REH JATI HE!

TUMSE DOORI KA EHSAAS JAB SATANE LAGA,
TERE SAATH GUZRA HAR LAMHA YAAD AANE LAGA,
JAB BHI TUMHE BHULNE KI KOSHISH KI,
TU DIL KE AUR PAAS AANE LAGA!

FAASLE BAHUT HE PAR ITNA MAAN LIJIYE,
KARIB REHKAR BHI HAR KOI KHAAS NAHIN HOTA,
AP KHAYAALON ME ITNE KARIB HE KI,
FAASLON KA EHSAAS HI NAHI HOTA!

WIERD OR TOO WIERD

2008-05-18T11:16:00.003+05:30

Check out some Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends..
.Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames

MODERN PANCHATANTRA

2008-05-18T11:16:00.000+05:30

Once upon a time,
there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood
( the woodcutter and the axe )
He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "
Is this your computer ?
" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "
No, not at all !!" Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!! ********
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN !! ; )

2008-04-20T21:24:00.000+05:30

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomatogarden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would behappy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old manand left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love you, Vinnie...... ....

THE SPEECH

2008-02-25T00:00:00.003+05:30

A schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here's his dynamite speech : "Leddies and Gentulmens,Contemporaries, Childrens, this is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but too much time lost in getting slipperreservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth (berth) only to my son. Anyway I am thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth to my son. We are got independent because of great leaders like Gandhiji who get-outted all Angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve ourbirth-rate.You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind.Be like great like Jahawarlal Nheru or president like Loosebelt.You are knowing genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration andninety seven percent evaporation. They are become great by reading great books.After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and getB.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil.We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on yourheads and one day you will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Yesterday only I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you haveflare in English, you can become teacher.I am now ending this fastly because time is running away. My Godblast you! Thank you and thank the God I am finished. Joy Hind!"

CALL ME .....!!!

2008-02-24T23:52:00.001+05:30

If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you

If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you

If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet

WHY IS ENGLISH SO DIFFICULT!!

2007-11-17T18:16:00.000+05:30

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

But though we say mother we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,

But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

NEW DEFINATIONS MAKE MORE MEANING!!! ;)

2007-10-01T16:35:00.000+05:30

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce :

Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise :

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist :

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:

A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .

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TILL U LOVE ME

2007-09-25T16:47:00.000+05:30

A thousand years, a thousand more
A thousand times a million doors … to eternity
I may have lived a thousand lives, a thousand times
An endless turning stairway climbs
To a tower of souls
If it takes another thousand years, a thousand wars
The towers rise to numberless floors in space
I could shed another million tears, a million breaths
A million names but only one truth to face
A million roads, a million fears
A million suns, ten million years of uncertainty
I could speak a million lies, a million songs,
A million rights, a million wrongs in this balance of time
But if there was a single truth, a single light
A single thought, a singular touch of grace
Then following this single point , this single flame,
The single haunted memory of your face
I still love you
I still want you
A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves
Like galaxies in my headI may be numberless,
I may be innocent,
I may know many things,
I may be ignorant
Or I could ride with kings and conquer many lands
Or win this world at cards and let it slip my hands
I could be cannon food, destroyed a thousand times
Reborn as fortune’s child to judge another’s crimes
Or wear this pilgrim’s cloak, or be a common thief
I’ve kept this single faith, I have but one belief
I still love you
I still want you
A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves
Like galaxies in my head
On and on the mysteries unwind themselves
Eternities still unsaid
‘Til you love me

INDIA Vs INDIA

2007-08-14T23:31:00.000+05:30

There are two Indias in this country.

One India is straining at the leash,eager to spring forth and live up to all the
Adjectives that the world has been showering recently upon us.

The other India is the leash.

One India says,give me a chance and I’ll prove myself .The other India says,prove yourself first and may be then you’ll have a chance.

One India lives in the optimism of our hearts.The other India lurks in the skepticism of our minds.

One India wants.The other India hopes.
One India leads.The other India follows.

But conversions are on the rise .With each passing day more
And more people from the other India have been coming over to this side.
And quietly,while the world is not looking,a pulsating,dynamic new India is emerging.

An India whose faith in success is far greater than its fear of failure.
An India that no longer boycotts foreign-made goods but buys out the companies that make them instead.

History ,they say,is a bad motorist.It rarely ever signals its intentions when it is taking
A turn.

This is that rarely ever moment.History is turning a page.

For more than half a century,our nation has sprung,stumbled,run,fallen,rolled over,got up,
Dusted herself and cantered,sometimes lurched on but today,as we begin our 60th year as free nation,the ride has brought us to the edge of time’s great precipice.

And one India –a tiny little voice at the back of the head-is looking down at the bottom of the ravine and hesitating

The other India is looking up at the sky and saying ,its time to fly..

I walk a lonely road!!

2007-08-07T14:19:00.000+05:30

HEY THIS IS THE PEOM I READ N LOVED IT A LOT,HOPE U'L LOVE IT TOO;)

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know were it goes
But its only me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk alone

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And were I walk alone

Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and every things all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a..

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk away!

LETS THINK LOGIC!!

2007-08-07T14:08:00.000+05:30

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food?s temptation

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

LOVE TO FULLEST;)

2007-07-25T23:31:00.000+05:30

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.

I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer' s Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand and said, "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is." I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

TRUST ME IT WORKS;)

2007-07-17T14:48:00.000+05:30

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IS IT U I DREAM OF?

2007-07-14T17:16:00.000+05:30

A Flower grows from beneath a blanket
Of fine and purest white
It reaches toward the sun for warmth,
For heat and for the light

My love for you grows stronger still,
Despite the surrounding cold
My heart is yours, bartered gone
For yours has it been sold

Its petals shine from morning dew
Its stem grows stiff and strong
It stands strong through the freezing cold
It stands the winter long

I long for you, for your soft touch
I miss the way you smile
The longer that we stay apart
The longer every mile

The flower stretches through the snow
It reaches toward the sun
And now without you the color is gone
The flower's petals, dun

But as we talk, and as we learn
The flower comes back to life
The snow now melts and goes away
As you take away my strife

Spring is here and growth abounds
As you and I are one
We are together, we are in love
The snow for now is done

I see the future, in dreams I have
Of our life, long and true
I see the times where all I need
Are comforting words from you

I see the times when winter comes
As winter tends to do
But we still love, and we still live
And I do still love you

And so we live, with children ours
And a life of much to see
With love we live, to live we love
Happy together are we

I see the flower, older now,
But still strong with fresh new leaves
I see it growing, tall and strong
Reaching to the eaves

We are now old, as years have passed
But old together are we
And strong our love still today
As strong as it can be

2007-06-30T16:56:00.000+05:30

Words-Boyzone

2007-06-22T16:39:00.001+05:30

judge urself

2007-06-16T19:02:00.000+05:30

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2007-06-04T13:37:00.000+05:30

Kasoor to tha in nigaahon ka ,jo chupke se unka deedar kar baithi
Humne toh khamosh rehne ki thaan li thi ,par bewafa aankhen izhaar kar baithi..

Mohobbat hamaari beshumaar ,par unki mohobbat me bhi kami na thi.
Hamaari har ek saan ki wajah the wo,o unki saanso ki wajah the ham,
Saath de kar bhi saah na the ham,aj saath chod kar bhi saath hey ham

ISNT IT STRANGE??

2007-06-04T13:09:00.000+05:30

Isn't it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at Temple and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bhagwad Gita, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel ?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Jagran?

Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?

Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bhagwad Gita?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there

Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

HOW MANY REALISE THIS??

2007-06-01T19:50:00.000+05:30

This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.

My husband is S/W Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce. "Why? " he asked, shocked. "I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world !" I answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased.
Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?
And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?" Somebody said it right... It's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.
Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind. Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"

He said: " I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes.... My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but....please allow me to explain the reasons further.....
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading. "When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen. I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.
You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.
You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city.
I have to save my eyes to show you the way.
You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.
You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism.
I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom. You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes.
I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs.
So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...
Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... " My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting... And as I continue on reading... "Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk... I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....
Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone... That's LIFE, and LOVE.

When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness. Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ... Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE

:)

2007-05-22T09:21:00.000+05:30

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . .

MAN
1 ------------

BOARD

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it।

२। STAND

----------

Ans. = I understand

OK . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3। /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

R
4. road O bsp; a d

Ans। = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

5। cycle &nb

psb; cycle

&n! bsp; cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

6। ------------

PHD

Ans। = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

KNEE

7। -------------

LIGHT

Ans। = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

GROUND
8 ------------ ---

feet feet feet feet feet ! feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing ! up big time।

10 ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

!
Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ........... ......

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

Ans. = long time no 'C'

THIS POEM IS VERY CLOSE TO MAH HEART!!

2007-05-21T23:56:00.000+05:30

haan mujey yaad aati hai woh ik ladki
woh masoom si bholi bhali si
lagti thi saarey jag se nirali si
mere pyaar main paghal woh deevani si
har baat pe rooth jaya karti thi
wohphir khoud hi maan jaya karti thi
woh haan mujhey yaad aati hai woh ik ladki
chahat ke iss safar main bicher gaiy hain hum donon
kis se poochoon haal main us ka
ke kaisi hai woh ik ladki
haan mujhey yaad aati hai woh ik ladki
pata naheen woh mujhey yaad bhi karti ho ghi keh naheen
mujhey toh har lamha har pal yaad aati hai woh ik ladki
haan mujhey yad aati hai woh ik ladki
haan mujhey yad aati hai woh ik ladki

ACT SMART!!

2007-05-19T12:22:00.000+05:30

A lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls forback up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowlyapproaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps outof her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murderedthe owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to theofficer.The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have alicense, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too, right?

KIDS ARE KIDS!!

2007-05-19T12:19:00.000+05:30

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

INDIA Vs INDIA

2007-05-11T23:40:00.000+05:30

SHOW ME UR ANSWERS...!!;)

2007-04-09T01:03:00.001+05:30

SHOW ME UR ANSWERS...!!;)

2007-04-09T01:03:00.000+05:30

SCHOOL DAY CRUSHES??HA HA..RECALL IF ANY;)

2007-04-09T00:55:00.000+05:30

All together Different Story its a Love Story
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma Please answer the following questionnaire.

For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

reply soon..

ISHQ KARO TOH JAANO!!

2007-04-08T01:39:00.000+05:30

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni SaanSon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

OUR WORLD PROGRESSING??

2007-04-08T01:15:00.000+05:30

ONLY IN INDIA

ONLY IN PAKISTAN

ONLY IN JAPAN

ONLY IN INDONASIA

ONLY IN HAWAII

ONLY IN CHINA

ONLY IN BANGLADESH

ONLY IN AUSTRALIA

PROUD 2 B AN ENGINEER!!:)

2007-03-14T11:05:00.000+05:30

world without aeronautical engineers!!

world without electronic engineers!!

world without mechanical engineers!!

world without civil engineers!!

world without communication engineers!!

world without computer engineers!!

irshaad!!

2007-03-14T10:47:00.000+05:30

Khushbu tere pyar ki mujhe mehka jaati hey,
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hey,
Saans toh bahut der leti hey aane jaane me,
Har saans se pehle teri yaad aa jaati hey

Laut jaati hey duniya gham hamaara dekhkar,
Jaise laut jaati hey lehrein kinaara dekhkar,
Tu kandha na dena mere janaaze ko,
Kahi fir zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekhkar

Dil ke kareeb aa ke wo jab door ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab chur chur ho gaye,
Hamne wafa nibhai toh badnaami mili,
Wo bewafaii karke bhi mashoor ho gaye

Zinda karne waale marta chod gaye,
Apnapan jataane waale tanha chod gaye,
Jab padi zaroorat hame apne humsafar ki,
Vo saath chalne waale apna rasta hi mod gaye

Chalo maana aap hey dur kuch pal ke liye,
Magar hey kareeb harpal ke liye,
Kaise bhulayenge aapko ek pal ke liye,
Jab ho chuki hey rishta aapse umr bhar ke liye

Paane se khone ka maza kuch aur hey,
Bandh aankhon se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hey,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
yaadon ke saath jeene ka maza kuch aur hey

Taras gaye tere didaar ko,
Dil phir bhi tere liye dua karta hey,
Hum se acha toh tere ghar ke aaina hai,
jo roz tumhe dekha toh karta hey.

Kasam unki jo hame azmaaye baithe hey,
Pas he dil ke par door ja baithe hey,
Nazre mile to baat ho,
Mushkhil toh ye hey wo nazre chupa ke baithe hey

GOOD WITH MATHS ??LETS HAV A LUK!!

2007-03-04T22:34:00.000+05:30

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 111111111

19 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

ALL PAIN FOR SIMPLE REASON;)

2007-02-24T09:55:00.001+05:30

Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult tostudy. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126
.5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?????"

:)

2007-02-18T11:42:00.000+05:30

ZARA GAUR FARMAIYE

Chehre ki har Muskaan bann jata hai koi,
Dil ki har Dhadkan bann jata hai koi,
Phir kaise jiyenge Zindagi unke bin,
jab Zindagi jine ki wajah ban jata hai koi…

Ashiq ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai,
rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye,
log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hain…

Unko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai…
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai…
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi…
Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi….

Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai,
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataaon main,
Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai
Rukta bhi nahi,
theek se chalta bhi nahiYeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi

Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho kamar balkha hi jaati hai
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
kai mahine bit gaye apko suno hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai

Agar Zindagi me Judai Na Hoti,
toh Kabhi Kisi ki yaad Aayi na hoti,
Saath Guzarte har Lamhe,
toh Shayad Rishto me yeh Gehrai Aayi na Hoti

Jab bhi Chand ko Dekho yaad Karna Humme,
Yeh Sochkar Nahi ki kitna Khubsurat hai woh,
Yeh Sochkar ke Tanha hai woh bhi,
Sitaron ki Bheed mein…

THINK OVER!!

2007-02-12T00:00:00.000+05:30

1.The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

2.Everyone has the same God ;only people differ.

3.Circumstances do not make the man ,they reveal them

4.Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom

5.The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

DIL E RAAZ!

2007-02-11T00:26:00.000+05:30

Aankho ko bandh karenge to hame hi dekhenge,
Aankhe kholenge toh hame hi payenge,
Zindagi me kabhi na rona,
Varna un aasuon me hame hi gavaayenge.

Hamne aasuon se poocha ,q hamara mazaak banatey ho?,
Sabke saamne hi kyu chale aatey ho,
Aansu bola,mehfil me bhi aapko tanha paate hey,
Isliye saath dene chale aatey hey.

Kareeb se aapko dekha toh apna paaya,
Jab aapko dosti me aazmaaya toh apna paaya,
Aapko kya naam du samaj me nahi aata,
Dost ,pyar ,zindagi ya mera saaya?

Unhe paane ki khwahish jeene se zyaada,
Unhe khone ka darr marne se zyaada,
Unse bichadne ka dard har dard se zyaada,
qk ham unko chahtey hey chaahat se zyaada.

CONFESSIONAL BLOGS

2007-01-31T23:05:00.000+05:30

Some days she goes to classes on chastity and obedience .Other days are reserved for prayer and contemplation.Yet life is not all about spiritual devotion for one of the younger members of an intriguing new religious order –nuns who have taken to the internet to describe their convent lives.They have become known as sister bloggers.
A network of nuns around the world whose online diaries are providing insights into previously closeted lives.With disarming enthusiasm and intriguing frankness,dozens of nuns of all ages are contributing to a revival of American interest in life behind convent walls .

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

2007-01-31T23:02:00.000+05:30

A boy has been born in Chile with a foetus in his stomach in what doctors said was a rare case of “foetus in fetu”in which one twin becomes trapped inside the other during pregnancy and continues to grow inside it.Doctors carried out a scan on the boy’s mother shortly before she gave birth in the southern city of Temuco and noticed the 4inch long foetus inside the boy’s abdomen .It had limbs and partially developed spinal cord but no head and stood no chance of survival,doctors said .After the birth ,doctors operated and removed the foetus from the boy’s stomach .The boy still recovering.It occurs in only one in every 500000 live births.Records of such cases recorded worldwide are fewer than 90.

Really??

2007-01-30T23:28:00.000+05:30

LIVING ELECTRONICS!!

At university of Nebraska USA,showed that bacteria coated with gold nanoparticles can function as a humidity sensor.They produced a chip covered with fine gold electrodes and applied a suspension of bascillus cereus,causing bacteria to bridge electrode pairs .This composite was dipped in solution of gold nanoparticles coated with polylysine(synthetic protein)

Tiny gold particles were attracted to the bacterial surface,which contained long highly mobile chain molecules that were negatively charged.These surrounded the positively charged gold particles and held them tight.
At the end of this process,the bacteria were coated with a thin layer of gold nanoparticles and were still alive.Then 10v was applied across the electrode pairs and measured the current across the bacterial bridges to complete the bioelectronic humidity sensor

HOSPITAL WINDOW

2007-01-29T12:05:00.000+05:30

A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.One warm afternoon the man by the window described a paradepassing by.Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days and weeks passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully,he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this windowThe nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy."Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

HEY WHO SAYS WE ARE NOT POSITIVE ?LETS CHECK!!

2007-01-23T22:42:00.001+05:30

There was once a farmer who trained his dog to walk over water.To show off his dog's unique ability,he invited his friend for a shoot.He shot a bird which fell into the river.He then commanded his dog to fetch it.The dog happily ran over the surface of the water and brought back the bird.

The farmer looked at his friend and waited for a comment.When there was none,he asked his friend if he noticed something different in his dog.

The farmer's friend said,"yes,I notice your dog cant swim!!!"

This is exactly what we do.Some of us see the hole and some see the doughnut,some see the glass as half full and some half empty.Our lives will change according to how we see the world.

WANNA OVERCOME THE SHORT TEMPERAMENT??

2007-01-23T22:38:00.000+05:30

Once upon a time there was a farmer .He had a son who was very short tempered .As a result ,he would get into arguments and fights and as a result spoilt relationships.The farmer decided to teach him a lesson.He told his son that every time he gets angry,he should hammer a nail into a very beautiful table that the family owned.

The first day the son had to hammer 28nails and after dinner,he told his father about it.The next day,he was more conscious about his anger and he had to hammer in only 20 nails.Finally,there came a day when he did not have to hammer a single nail.He went to his father beaming from ear to ear.His father was very happy .He went to his father beaming from ear to ear.His father was very happy.He said “son,now for every anger free day that you have ,take out one nail.”

The son did that and soon,he had taken out all the nails.He went back to his father and told him that he had taken out all the nails.His father was again very happy and together they went to the beautiful table.The farmer made him stand three feet away from the table and asked him to examine it.He told the boy how disfigured the table looked with all the holes in it.

“It will never be the same again.When you say things in anger ,they will leave scras like these.No matter how sorry you feel later on,the hurt will linger.Things said in anger are as bad as causing physical wounds.”

Scratch your minds and find out the moral and work on it.!!

ATTITUDE OF PERFECTION

2007-01-23T22:32:00.000+05:30

Once there was a swamiji,who was on a journey with his disciples.As darkness approached he called for the rest and announced that he will bake chappatis that night.
The disciples were thrilled for they had never seen their guru baking chappatis.Wood was cut,a fire started,dough was kneaded and swamiji was raedy to bake chappatis on the tawa.The first one was a complete failure with the chappati being burnt.When he tried to take it off the tawa it broke into hundred pieces.But swamiji was totally satisfied with his work and said , “perfect”.This surprised the brood of disciples.Then at the second attempt the chappati turned out triangular with holes and edges were burnt.When he scrapped it off the tawa he again uttered “perfect”.
The disciples were even more surprised .The third one turned out to be square and that too broke into many pieces.He had to literally shovel the pieces off the tawa,and he again said “perfect”.By this time ,one of them was ready to pull his hair out.He blurted,”Swamiji,why are you making a fool out of us? Not even one chappati is round ,yet you call them all perfect.”
Swamiji smiled and said, “I was waiting for you to ask me this question.You see,you could not have eaten the dry flour,you would have choked on it.You couldn’t have eaten the wet dough.It would have got stuck in your throats.To prevent you all from going to sleep hungry,I had to bake it.That is what I have done.Who said that for a chappati to be perfect,it has to be round?Perfection is only your perception of things.”

In Gods world ,everything is perfect.It is only one perception of how things should be that makes it imperfect.

ATTITUDE OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS

2007-01-23T22:25:00.000+05:30

There was once a holy man who was meditating under a tree.Suddenly a young man who seemed extremely distressed,ran up to him and said that people were after him for a robbery that he did not commit.If they catch him,they will cut off his hands .So he was going to hide in the tree.He also pleaded with the holy man not to tell his pursuers.

Shortly,an equally agitated group of people arrived and asked him if he had seen a boy go past.The holy man pointed upwards into the branches and the boy was caught and his hands were chopped off.

When the holy man died,he was asked by God,as to why he did not protect the boy.The holy man said, “I was a holy man and lying was not in my character.I would have lost my selfrespect had I lied.”

God said, “No ! You were wrong.Just for your self righteousness,you sacrified the young man who had come to you for help.What good did you do him or to yourself?”

SKY LOOKS A GREAT SCENIC BEAUTY!BUT DEFINATELY SCARY..

2007-01-18T00:02:00.000+05:30

THESE ARE THE PICTURES OF THE IRAQ STORM.....

Gujarati's please dont mind!!

2007-01-16T23:35:00.000+05:30

Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin oftheir dead mother arrived from theUS. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body wasvery tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no spaceleft in itWhen they opened the lid , they found a letter on topaddressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wishthat she should be cremated in the compound of ourancestral home in GUJARAT.Sorry,I could not come along as all of my paid leaveis consumed. You will find inside the coffin, underBa's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Toblerchocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find anew pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There arealso 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.Hope the sizes are correct.Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size isfor Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 newJeans that Ba's iswearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reemawanted is on Ba's left wrist.Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings andring that you asked for. Please take them off her.he 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must bedivided among my nephews. Please distribute all thesefairly.

LoveSmita Patel

PS : And if anything more required let me know soonas Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...

Hey wanna try??

2007-01-10T01:06:00.000+05:30

Don't throw away your old comics! With this great Art Attack, you can use them to create great-looking envelopes and cards!

You will need:

an envelope
old comics
marker pen
scissors
white paper
thin card
ruler
stick glue

1.Take an envelope and open it out so that it lies flat.Be careful not to rip the glued joints!
Mark a dot on each of the edges where the glue is.
Browse through some old comics to find a colour double-page spread that you like.Carefully take out the staples of the comic, so that you can take the page out without tearing it.
Lie the opened out envelope on top of the page from the comic.Use it as a template, and carefully draw around it with a black marker.You don't have to use a colour page. In fact, you don't even have to use a comic! Why not try it with a newspaper, wallpaper or maybe an old poster?

2.Carefully cut out the shape, so that you have something which looks like this.
Fold the cut-out comic up, in the same way as the original envelope that you opened out.

3.Now unfold it again!Looking back at the original envelope, put a dot on the edges of the comic which need to be glued.
Apply some stick glue on those edges.
Now carefully fold the envelope up again, sticking down the edges as you go.Fold down the glue-free flap first.

Finished! There you have a multi-coloured, comic strip enevlope.Not bad, eh?

Why not make a greetings card to go inside the envelope?Find a piece of card and cut it down, so that when it's folded over, it fits snugly inside the envelope.

1.Find a picture from a comic that you like, and stick it on the front.Ideally, choose a big picture so that it covers the whole of the front of the card.

2.Draw two speech bubbles onto some white paper and cut them out.
Dab a little stick glue onto the back of one of the bubbles and stick it to the front of the card, so that it looks like it's coming out of the character's mouth.
Carefully draw around the edges of the speech bubble with a black marker.You can make it look even more professional by drawing round the picture from the comic, as well. Use a ruler for perfectly straight lines.

.Write a message for the front of your card in the speech bubble.
Stick the other bubble onto the front of the envelope and write the name or address of the person you wish to send it to.So, there you have a multi-coloured comic strip card and matching envelope.Try it yourself!

I LOVE KIDS COZ...

2007-01-09T01:49:00.000+05:30

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year."Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1>

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2>

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.Thank you.

Your friend

Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3>

Dear God,

I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4>

Dear God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.He looked around to see if anyone was there.Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5>

God,>

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

WORDS MEAN MORE WHEN FELT:)

2007-01-02T23:52:00.000+05:30

Time does not wait for you o me,
Days pass n years pass,
You lose your loved ones,
You move away from your loved ones,
You move to different places,
Your life changes,
Your friends change,
Your attitude changes,
But your heart has those precious
Moments etched in it,
Whether you want or not,it is there,
Making you happy @ times,
Sad at times,
Even more painful @ times,
Your heart has those moments
In that corner where no one can see,
“What is it?”they ask seeing your blank face
N you just smile and say “NOTHING”

DIRECT DIL SE:)

2007-01-02T23:46:00.000+05:30

Mann ne chaaha aankhon mein kaid kar le unhe,
Par palke sharmo haya se jhuk gayi,

Dil ne chaha hardam unke liye dhadke,
Par dhahkhane hamaari unhi ka saath de gayi,

Ji ne chaha do lafz unse kahu,
Par lafzon ki kami reh gayi,

Mann to kar raha tha un lamho ko rok du,
Par kambhakht waqt bhi saath chod gayi.

I GUESS M NOT THAT BAD POET ;)

2007-01-02T23:26:00.000+05:30

Unko bhulana namumkin sa kyon hey,
Unki nafrat bhi hamaari mohobbat kyon hey,
Unki hasi hamaari ankhon mein nami kyon hey,
Ye dard e mohobbat bhi itna haseen kyon hey..

Ye dard e ishq bhi ajeeb hey,
Nafrat ko bhi apni chahat banaati hey ,
Dooriyon ko bhi nazdeekiyan banati hey,
Apni hasi mohobbat ko saup kar ,
Unka har dard apnaati hey.

Dil me chupi mohobbat chand lafzon mein kaise kahe,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hey dastaan,
Hoton par hasi magar aankhon mein nami hey
Ye kaise kahey.

Ek waqt tha jab aapne dil e haal sunaakar
Hamaari zindagi savaari,
Aaj ek waqt hey jab aapne dil e raaz bataakar
Zindagi hamaari ujaad di.
Jis mohobbat ne ham ek pal me mila diya,
Aaj wohi mohobbat ne hame ek pal me juda kar diya.

DID WE EVER KNEW??

2006-12-30T23:39:00.000+05:30

All Arabic copies of the Koran have the mysterious figure 786 imprinted on them . No Arabic scholar has been able to determine the choice of this particular number as divine. It is an established fact that Muhammad was illiterate therefore it is obvious that he would not be able to differentiate numbers from letters. This "magical" number is none other than the Vedic holy letter "OM" written in Sanskrit (Refer to figure 2). Anyone who knows Sanskrit can try reading the symbol for "OM" backwards in theArabic way and magically the numbers 786 will appear! Muslims simply do not realise that this special number is nothing more than the holiest of Vedic symbols, misread.
Figure 2. Read from right to left this figure of OM represents the numbers 786 Look at this symbol of Om in a mirror and you can make out the Devnagari (Sanskrit-Hindi) numerals 7-8-6 Maybe its right, look at this: This is the Devnagari (Sanskrit-Hindi) Numerals This is the mirror image of OM: Read from top - 7, slightly off 8 and then, 6

THE CALL

2006-12-30T23:04:00.000+05:30

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000percall". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000he could talk to God."O.K., thank you," said the American.He then traveled to pakistan, srilanka, russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee
per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in God's country India now,son -it's a local call”

2006-12-30T22:53:00.000+05:30

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!

ITS NEVAH TOO LATE TO REALISE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL:)

2006-12-29T01:58:00.000+05:30

When I asked God for Strength
He gave me Difficult Situations to face.

When I asked God for Brain & Brown
He gave me puzzles in life to Solve.

When I asked God for Happiness
He showed me some Unhappy People

When I asked God for Wealth
He showed me How to Work Hard

When I asked God for Favors.
He showed me Opportunities to Work Hard.

When I asked God for Peace
He showed me How to Help Others.

GOD GAVE ME NOTHING I WANTED
HE GAVE ME EVERYTHING I NEEDED.

-Swami Vivekanand.

FAST TECHNOLOGY CANT LEAVE OUR GODS BEHIND...

2006-12-29T01:02:00.000+05:30

HI-TECH GODS

SURYA: Solaris administrator

BRAHMA: System installation

VISHNU: System support

LAKSHMI:Finance and account consultant

SHIVA:Crash specialist

GANESH:Document specialist

NARADA:Data transfer

BRIHASPATI:Chief information officer

YAMA:Reorganisation consultant

CHITRAGUPTA:Personal records

APSARAS:Downloadable viruses

DEVAS:Y2K Programmer

RAMA:Hardware supporter

LAKSHMAN:Support software backup

RAVAN:Internet explorer

HANUMAN:RS6000

BALI:Win 98

SUGREEV:Win 95

AVGADH:Win 3.1

JHAMBHUVANTH:DOS

VISHWAMITRA:Senior manager projects

HASTINAPUR:Silicon valley

ARJUN:Lead programmer

ABHIMANYU:Trainee programmer

DRAUPADI:Web server free access

BHIMA:Main frame

DURYODHANA:MS Product written in VB

SHAKUNI:Bill gates

KARNA:Contract program

KAURAVAS:MS Service packs and packages

SHIKANDI:Steve jobbs100
RAKSHASA:Inhouse hackers

Have you ever tried to catch a lion??ha ha..few steps to follow and lion in ur trap:)

2006-12-29T00:38:00.000+05:30

HOW 2 TRAP A LION

NEWTONS METHOD.

Let lion catch you.Every action there is equal and opposite raection ;)

EINSTEIN'S METHOD.

Run in the direction opposite to that of lion.Due to high relative velocity the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.Then catch it ;)

SCHRODINGERS EQUATION.

At any given moment there is positive permeability that lion should be in cage.So set the trap .Sit down and wait patiently ;)

INVERSE TRANSFORMATION METHOD.

Place the spherical cage in forest and enter in it .Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out ;)

THERMODYNAMICS LAW.

Construct a semipermeable membrane allow all to pass except lion and sweep entire forest with it .Lion is left out ;)

INTEGRATION DIFFERENTIATION METHOD.

Integrate forest over entire area.Lion is somewhere in result.Differentiate the result partially with respect to lion to trace out lion ;)

BOHRS THEORY.

Find a lioness.Lion would rotate arond her in circular paths and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his neucleus ;)

Hey for all those crazy students out there,here s something for u all which can make your teachers go craze..check out

2006-12-29T00:17:00.000+05:30

AN APPLICATION

Respected madam,
With due veneration,
And deep contemplation,
In a sick condition,
I give you information,
That my situation,
Is beyond explanation,
With great consideration,
To grant me vacation,
For ten days duration,
For absolute alleviation,
Of my critical condition,
In addition to my position,
Sick on exemption,
For our examination,
Which is big botheration,
For modern generation,
And m not an exemption,
Therefore accept my application,
For early sanction,
As per college regulation,
For necessary permission,
Thanking you in application,
I close my petetion:)

COMPUTER MANIA

2006-12-28T23:52:00.000+05:30

Husband : "Good evening dear,m now logged in"

Wife : Have you brought grocery?

Husband : Bad command or file name

Wife:What about my new tv?

Husband:Variable not found

Wife:Atleast gimme ur credit card.I wana do some shopping

Husband:Sharing violation.Access denied

Wife:Do you love me o only computer o just being funny?

Husband:Too many parameters

Wife:It was great mistake I married an idiot like you

Husband:Data type mismatch

Wife:Useless nut

Husband:By default

Wife:What about your salary?

Husband:File in use,try after somtime

Wife:Who was in the car this morning?

Husband:System unstable.Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot

Wife:Are u gona drink some wine?

Husband:File system is full

Wife:What is my value in the family?

Husband:An unknown virus :)

Simply all you wish

GLOBAL WARMING !

A VERY SPECIAL MEAL !

IMPORTANT TO KNOW IMPORTANCE !!

LAUGH LOUD !!

*Why did the chicken cross the road?*

TO BE OR NOT TO BE - SHAKESPEARS HAMLET

wah ! wah!!

WIERD OR TOO WIERD

MODERN PANCHATANTRA

ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN !! ; )

THE SPEECH

CALL ME .....!!!

WHY IS ENGLISH SO DIFFICULT!!

NEW DEFINATIONS MAKE MORE MEANING!!! ;)

TILL U LOVE ME

INDIA Vs INDIA

I walk a lonely road!!

LETS THINK LOGIC!!

LOVE TO FULLEST;)

TRUST ME IT WORKS;)

IS IT U I DREAM OF?

Words-Boyzone

judge urself

zara gaur farmaieye :)

ISNT IT STRANGE??

HOW MANY REALISE THIS??

:)

THIS POEM IS VERY CLOSE TO MAH HEART!!

ACT SMART!!

KIDS ARE KIDS!!

INDIA Vs INDIA

SHOW ME UR ANSWERS...!!;)

SHOW ME UR ANSWERS...!!;)

SCHOOL DAY CRUSHES??HA HA..RECALL IF ANY;)

ISHQ KARO TOH JAANO!!

OUR WORLD PROGRESSING??

PROUD 2 B AN ENGINEER!!:)

irshaad!!

GOOD WITH MATHS ??LETS HAV A LUK!!

ALL PAIN FOR SIMPLE REASON;)

:)

THINK OVER!!

DIL E RAAZ!

CONFESSIONAL BLOGS

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

Really??

HOSPITAL WINDOW

HEY WHO SAYS WE ARE NOT POSITIVE ?LETS CHECK!!

WANNA OVERCOME THE SHORT TEMPERAMENT??

ATTITUDE OF PERFECTION

ATTITUDE OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS

SKY LOOKS A GREAT SCENIC BEAUTY!BUT DEFINATELY SCARY..

Gujarati's please dont mind!!

Hey wanna try??

I LOVE KIDS COZ...

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